Take us out to the ball game. Take us out with the crowd.
Munch on your peanuts and Cracker Jacks.
Hurl us against your mightiest bat.
We old baseballs bring joy to ‘Mudville.’
As you root for the Railrider team.
Admit you want to catch one of us
Though we do come apart at the seam.
…. To be sung, with apologies to Jack Norworth, who wrote “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” in 1908.