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Let’s go to war!

 

War is good business; the defense contractors and the military just love war.

 

However, before we declare war on whomever and wherever, there is one stipulation: The first to see action in this war would be in a fully-equipped plane with all the latest military technology and weaponry, and this plane would be piloted by John McCain with George W. Bush as his co-pilot. Other “military advisers” on board would include Dick Cheney, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Tom Marino, Mitt Romney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz and any others who constantly beat the drums of war.

 

Enlisted military personnel under the age of 25 or parents with young children are strictly prohibited from being on board this flight.

 

Now, let’s go to war!

 

David L. Faust

 

Selinsgrove