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Dmitry Nikolaeve

After a night of partying with a young blond woman, A Russian TV actor woke up missing more than his clothes.

The Daily Mail reports Dmitry Nikolaeve spent the night drinking and flirting with a young woman he met at a bar after he wrapped up an appearance in a Moscow theater.

The next morning, he woke in pain and found himself at a bus stop. He had little recollection of the previous evening but saw blood on his pants. He was rushed to the hospital where doctors told him that his testicles had been removed.

Police say the procedure “was done like a proper surgery by someone with a medical education.”

It is believed the Dmitry was given a beer spiked with an unknown drug and had his testicles stolen by a gang to be sold on the black market.

According to the New York Post, Dmitry didn’t have the balls to tell his wife what actually happened. Opting instead to tell her that he underwent emergency surgery on his genitals because of a sudden serious illness.