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After serving that rich and decadent key lime pie last week, I figured the Times Leader taste testers needed something light and oh-so-good-for-us.

”You’re not doing anything to ‘healthy this up,’ are you?” my husband asked earlier this week, as I whisked together the filling ingredients for “Key Lime Pie.”

When I brought a batch of homemade, still-warm rice pudding into the newsroom this week, the Times Leader taste testers were enthusiastic.

Oh, gentle readers, you know how comforting it can be to relax and eat a warm dish of comfort food?

For Memorial Day Weekend I offer this old family treat, now among the “Uncle Jake’s Favorite Recipes” compendium, though both my brother and I believe mom plucked it from some package suggestion many decades ago. He suspects it came off a Dream Whip box, which makes sense, since the original recipe calls for that specific brand even though, as noted, there’s no real reason to use it when you can whip your own heavy cream.

I have made beef Stroganoff in the past, if you count “Hamburger Helper” in college as “making” the dish. Otherwise, this stab at the recipe from my brother’s collection (“Uncle Jake’s Favorite Recipes”) was my first try, and considering how late I started cooking thanks to work demands, the boxed stuff sure would have been a smarter choice time-wise. MT & I ended up not having dinner that night until 9 p.m.

Pasta and shrimp and feta, pasta Alfredo, pasta and sausage, pasta with garlic and oil, pasta in pesto, toasted pasta with chorizo, even pasta with potatoes and green beans — I’ve made plenty of variations of “pasta as blank page for your favorite flavors.” So it can get a tad hard when you come home hankering for a quick “pasta and” dish that offers something new. Most recently, that hankering led me to, well, bacon.

Critics have an excellent opportunity to pan this particular test kitchen. That’s what it’s all about.

With only a handful of ingredients, this is a dish dominated by the title items of pork and olives, so be forewarned, if you don’t like either, don’t bother with it. Distasteful of olives as a kid, I’ve developed a real appreciation, and this recipe from Sara Moulton packs a lot of flavor into a fairly simple effort.

Fried spaghetti? Well, why not?

I spotted fresh artichokes when shopping in the produce aisle at the grocery store the other day.

By all accounts, “Aunt Frances” Holman was the kind of person you’d be happy to have for a friend.

“I love that it’s healthy,” reporter Jen Learn-Andes said earlier this week as she tried a whole-wheat hot cross bun from the Times Leader test kitchen. “I think it’s really good. If you wanted it sweeter you could add more icing.”

Fresh, home-made nut bread roll symbolizes everything fabulous about childhood because I got to savor it only twice a year: Easter and Christmas. In spring, nut bread meant dying eggs and hunting baskets and revelling amid jelly beans, chocolate bunnies, molasses or peanut butter chocolate eggs, malted chocolate balls and at least one good-sized chocolate bunny. Getting a few days free from school? A mere bonus in the warming weather.

As the day of her baby shower approached, Walter Mitchell’s granddaughter Melody Tonart had one request.

“It’s got a whole bunch of tastes,” columnist Bill O’Boyle said this week as he tried his first-ever serving of quinoa — in the latest dish from the Times Leader Test Kitchen. “I can taste the lemon. I can taste the asparagus. I can taste the peas.”

Today, gentle readers, I’ll let you in on a little secret:

Years ago WVIA Radio had a running gag during their (many) fund drives about “Pennsylvania Roadkill Scrapple.” I’ll leave the ingredients to your imagination, but as an adult the name of one of my favorite recipes from mom’s cooking compendium invariably invokes the joke.

I’d never heard of them before. I wasn’t sure how to pronounce their name. But every time I paged through my “Best of America Traditional Regional Recipes” the picture of little cheese pastries called fromajardis called out to me.

A few days after New Year’s I thought about making my old cycling friend Gary’s stromboli (wrote about it last May), but waffled between buying processed sliced ham or using some of the ample ham leftover from MT’s Christmas Day feast. Once home, I decided to look up an alternative, typing “leftover ham recipes” into Google.

“Awesome!” reporter Ed Lewis said after he tasted my homemade ham and bean soup in the newsroom this week.

Shortly after MT & I married I looked to make a New Year’s Eve dinner to impress, and came across Emeril Lagasse’s Shrimp Bisque recipe from 2002 as a starter course. Indeed, it may have been 2002, back when we still had cable TV and I could watch his Food Network show.

For years I’ve started New Year’s Eve dinner with a terrific, if time-consuming shrimp bisque from Emeril Lagasse. I’ll share that next week, after I make it for Thursday night’s first course. OK, full disclosure, I was going to write about it today, but forgot to take a picture of the finished dish when I made some a week or two ago.

These are gobbler glory days. The National Turkey Federation estimates 46 million turkeys are eaten on Thanksgiving and another 22 million at Christmas. At an average weight of 15 pounds, that’s more that 1 billion (with a B) pounds of bird on American tables in the span of about a month.

Many years ago I went to Switzerland with seven friends, and as we worked our way from the eastern part of the country to the west, I remember two things about the food.

Nothing says Christmas more than delicious homemade cookies.

When I brought two fragrant loaves of gingerbread into the newsroom on Thursday, I almost felt like the Brothers Grimm witch whose edible home was so tempting.

If you are a meat and potatoes kind of person, give some consideration to the humble turnip. I found this recipe years ago after one of the hard-working local growers at the Wilkes-Barre Farmers Market touted his pile of the cruciferous root vegetable, convincing me and MT to buy some. But what, exactly, do you do with a turnip?

This may be a day of dueling soups from a pair of married, ink-stained wretches, but the reason I have and love making this particular recipe isn’t in spite of MT, it’s because of her. After we married and bought a house, I fulfilled a long-time desire to relieve my mom of some holiday meal hosting and started holding the Thanksgiving feast at our humble home. When I saw this 2005 recipe from Emeril Lagasse, it immediately became the annual first course.

“I’m glad to have soup today,” Kevin Carroll said Wednesday afternoon. “Because it’s so cold outside.”

I carved my way through butter to get to red beet chocolate cake.

If you wanted to eat fried green tomatoes again and again, you could probably just keep harvesting the “greenies” as soon as they appeared on the vine, without giving them a chance to ripen.

Wingardium Leviosa!

“Brain cookies” may bring back memories of Hannibal Lecter to some, and when Emeril Lagasse made these many years ago on his Food Network show, he actually referred to “Chianti and fava beans.” But don’t let that bury your interest alive. This a recipe that requires a little extra work, but that I’ve found well-received.

After feeding them peas and carrots a few weeks ago and, before that, whole-grain breakfast cookies, I decided the newsroom taste testers deserved a treat that didn’t claim to be health food.

For our 19th anniversary, MT and I decided to go out for dinner. I cooked.

The longer you hike, and the more boulders you climb over, the better the s’mores will taste.

I’m not positive, but I am pretty sure tuna noodle casserole was the first recipe I tried in my first cookbook, a 1989 Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book. I liked mom’s casserole my whole life, and when I asked for the secret, she just pointed to her old cookbook, though I think she had a Betty Crocker tome.

“It tastes summery to me,” reporter Patrick Kernan said as he sampled a Times Leader test kichen dish called Peas & Carrots Copenhagen. “It would be good for a potluck at a picnic.”

Like most non-vegan Americans, I really enjoy bacon. As a kid, when mom made BLTs for all of us, I asked her to hold the L and the T. Mmmm, bacon sandwich.

Sasquatch operates in mysterious ways, even in birthday cakes created 43 years apart.

For Bob Moss, the fun starts even before he starts carving.

Do you remember a little playground ditty that started out “on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese?”

My family didn’t grill when I was a kid, yet those of us who got into cooking also got into grilling. It started with just burgers and hot dogs on the summer holidays (Memorial Day, July 4th and Labor Day), but expanded steadily over the years. When I volunteered to cook for this Labor Day (for much smaller family gatherings than in the past), I went straight to my oldest brother’s collection of “Uncle Jake’s Favorite Recipes,” grilling sub-category.

I loved mom’s French fries as a kid and into adulthood. She kept it simple, peeling the spuds and using one of those slicers akin to the old Play-Doh press: a chamber for the potato, a vertical blade at one end that could be changed for different size cuts, and an arm you pressed down to push tater through blade. Deep fry them golden brown in oil, drain on a paper towel, and salt. Voila!

Decades ago, in another lifetime, my older brother enlisted in the Army and ended up moving his family to Fort Polk, Louisiana. A friend and I took a week and flew out to Baton Rouge, rented a car and headed to New Orleans for a few days in the French Quarter before connecting with my brother.

Over the weekend I was paging through a beautifully illustrated cookbook called “Vineyard Seasons,” remembering the pair of elderly sisters who gave it to Mark and me as a wedding gift in 2001.

Inspiration to try a new recipe springs from many a source. In this case, several.